I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
