is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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