Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Boobs are out for the taking
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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