Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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