I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
