Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He shit in the fireplace
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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