He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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