that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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