i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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