If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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