so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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