So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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