therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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