U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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