that's an acceptable place to lick
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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