I won't be sarcastic... just naked
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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