But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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