Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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