What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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