I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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