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i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I will be naked everywhere
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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