absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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