know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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