FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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