There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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