My first STD was from a foam party
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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