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(773): View more from Illinois

Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

coke and sex party at dan's

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im watching greys anatomy with megan...

(973): View more from New Jersey

wha-pishhh

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(727): View more from Florida

If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom

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(954): View more from Florida

I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.

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(636): View more from Missouri

trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache

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(415): View more from California

I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?

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