I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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