very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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