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  • Why does everyone think these are fake. I do that all the time!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:37am
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  • No one fucking cares about spelling or punctuation fuck! Leave it alone, they are drunk texts, Get it?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:25pm
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  • Dude, whoever you are, we have to hang. I live in Franklin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:14pm
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  • First if you drunk as shit how did you type with perfect spelling. Second if your note the person to call then why are you starting a conversation with someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:54am
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  • Maybe the person who sent it in corrected their spelling or they spell really well while drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:58am
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  • When I'm drunk It takes me 10 minutes to type a message because I make sure my grammar and punctuation are impeccable. I don't even do thar when I'm sober don't ask me why. There are many things you can do shitfaced if you concentrate hard, for example: drive, operate heavy machinery, be pregnant, to name a few

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:04pm
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  • this is so cute. I am going to get drunk and eat pancakes and hope someone calls me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:39am
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  • Why would you be texting someone who is calling you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:11am
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  • could be that someone called OP and they didn't pick up, chose to text instead.. n its not THAT difficult to type with perfect spelling when your ripped...especially if you have T9.. anyway pancakes + drunk = awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:18am
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  • Okay, so was the OP "drunk as shit, eating pancakes", or "drunk as shit-eating pancakes"? Punctuation, ppl :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:49pm
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  • 3:49 You took the words out of my mouth. I definitely prefer 'shit eating pancakes' to 'shit, eating pancakes'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:18pm
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  • 10:12 that's a simile not a metaphor. Metaphors don't use like or as.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:34pm
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  • dude, I can be shitfaced and still have impecable spelling and grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:03am
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  • Love those shit eating pancakes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:43am
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  • I agree with 9:54. This is FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:08am
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