This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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