I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Come on in and take your pants off
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