Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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