we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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