Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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