im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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