i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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