Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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