Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
3pm strippers are depressing
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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