wrigley field is MILF paradise
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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