come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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