somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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