i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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