Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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