it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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