How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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