Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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