windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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