at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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