That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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